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    Do you have a favorite child?

    February 17, 2020 /

    Okay, be honest (and you’re allowed to be… no judgies over here): do you have a favorite child? Don’t look at me like that, Susan. I’m not asking you to pick which one you’d save in a fire. (But okay, while we’re on it, which one? Kidding!) I know the immediate response to this question would be shock, horror, outrage, guilt. But having a favorite child is not as uncommon as you think. I mean, if you had to take a quick scroll through my Instagram feed you would see that I talk about some of my kids a heck of a lot more than I do the others. I’m…

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    Making up for lost time this festive season

    December 26, 2019 /

    You’ll often find me flexing my Genius Mom status ’round about these parts because… well… I have five children, people. That’s five whole human beings whose lives I contribute to in a major way. I mean, let’s just say that three of them won’t have clean bums if I’m not around. So that’s, like, a pretty big deal. But, because there are that many children under my care, I also have to find new ways of making them believe that I’m amazing entertaining them. This was especially challenging this December because we’ve added our latest member to the troupe a mere four months ago! So, the other day, when our…

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    Tech Deck makes finger boarding gnarly, dude! {Giveaway!}

    October 7, 2019 /

    I’m a “books – give them books!” kinda mom… which doesn’t always make me the most exciting gift-giver. I get it. Even though my intentions are good (I promise), kids want to play. Which is why I’m always on the look out for funky gifts, especially for my older boys, who are a tad bit more difficult to shop for. I mean, shopping for a pre-teen or a teenager is a lot more complicated than you think (no, Luchae, you can’t just buy them airtime). So I was really excited when I learnt about Tech Deck the other day. I mean, I don’t know if you know but finger boarding…

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    Matric Dance celebrations: how big is too big?

    July 17, 2019 /

    Depending on where you grow up, your Matric Dance (aka “prom”) evening can be as simple as “just another night on the town” or as extravagant as a wedding. My brown people usually opt for the latter, going the extra mile with the send off, sparing no expense on draping the dining room (for the photos mos), expensive catering and the hiring of high end luxury vehicles to make that special night that much more special. It’s a big night – big celebrations must be had! I totally get and support that. But I guess it’s not for everyone. I’ve had chats with people who were like, uhmmm no I’m…

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    ‘The Little Generosity Shop’ is trading in your toys for chocolates!

    June 12, 2019 /

    Your kid’s have way to many toys. There, I said it. Whaaaat, mine do too. In fact, if you consider the vast number of children, in underprivileged areas, who probably don’t even own a decent pair of shoes on most days, I would say that our kids have a lot more going for them than a banging toy box. The other day I made encouraged my kids to purge their toy box, in a bid to get them to, well, mainly have less crap in my house. But also, I want them to get into the habit of letting go of things that they don’t need, with the intention of…

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    May 2, 2019 /

    When you have as many as we do, you kinda brace yourself when breaking pregnancy news to the kids. Telling our kids we are pregnant was a pretty big deal in our home. I mean, the older ones help out with the younger ones (thanks Kyle), so a new baby means more smallies to run after. It helps that Kyle is almost 18 and that Seth (who lives with his bio mom anyways) is 13. But you guys, Jo (2) and Kari (4) are a handful on their own. Kari thinks that Jo is a handful too (I know this because she says it). Jo… well, he’s just outchere being…

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    February 15, 2019 /

    If you’re the parent of a small kid, or, in my case, a gang of small kids, and you’re thinking that your life is “woes” right now, allow me to bring some clarity to the situation. This level of “woesness” is nothing compared to when your tiny angels are full grown adults, who have opinions of their own. (Disclaimer, if you’ve come here for advice, move along Jackie. But if you’re looking for a kindred heart who has had to stop herself from, you know, throwing shoes and cutlery at her grown son, then welcome friend! This post is for us.) No one makes me as angry as my 17…

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    What if I told you that “no gift parties” are the new in thing? Yes, I’m being serious. Okay, let’s start at the beginning. Hands up, if you’ve been to more kid’s parties in one year, than you’ve been to actual, grown up parties. In fact, taking your children to birthday parties is high up on the list of standard “things to do when you’re a parent”. But the thing is this, guys, it can get quite pricey if you’re attending copious amounts of birthday parties on the regular! Well, one genius mom came up with the “Fiver Party” concept and it’s now trending in America and Canada. A Fiver…

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    July 2, 2018 /

    It’s no secret, we have more children than members of Destiny’s Child. I mean, if you told me a couple of years ago that my reign in the ‘Single Mommy Hood’ would be short-lived and replaced with a full on explosion of many children, I would’ve laughed at you. But years later, here I sit stretch mark bedecked and permanently exhausted due to the fact that I seem to enjoy buying nappies. (Kidding) And yet, people still ask me when I’m popping out the next little Williams. Bless their hearts. But seriously guys, you need to stop asking me to have another baby. Here’s why: Mommy incubator I am more…

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    Learning that I was pregnant with our Jo came as a huge surprise. Let’s just say he was the sweetest surprise, out of all our surprises (another post, for another day). So when it came to celebrating his first birthday, I knew without a doubt that I needed to do a cake smash session with Michelle of Cutepix. Do you guys remember that Michelle took Jo’s newborn pics and Kari’s carnival themed cake smash? Anyways, I chatted to Michelle about having a first birthday nautical cake smash session and was THRILLED to hear that she still sources and makes all the props for the shoot AND she makes the cake.…

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It's the audacity for me. Sometimes I just want to monologue about how I felt when I fell off my bike when I was 12 years old and, honestly, all I'm asking for is an enthralled audience. But, I mean, clearly that is too much to ask for 🙄🙄🙄

(He says he listening but it's eye contact or bust) 

(I actually gave him a 15 minute snooze break until the second half of my monologue begins. I know, I'm like, SUCH, a good wife. #thoughtful #humble)

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It's the audacity for me. Sometimes I just want to monologue about how I felt when I fell off my bike when I was 12 years old and, honestly, all I'm asking for is an enthralled audience. But, I mean, clearly that is too much to ask for 🙄🙄🙄 (He says he listening but it's eye contact or bust) (I actually gave him a 15 minute snooze break until the second half of my monologue begins. I know, I'm like, SUCH, a good wife. #thoughtful #humble) #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #wife4life
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A Barbie that is a mermaid that is a color reveal doll?! Where have you been all my life??!! 😭

Excuse the drama, guys, but I've only ever had a very standard Barbie doll and here my child is, living her best life with some of the coolest Barbie dolls I've ever seen! Yes, yes I'm living my childhood vicariously through her. 😅😅

Some deets about these dolls:
Barbie & Chelsea Color Reveal dolls promises all kinds of delight.  Reveal the Rainbow Mermaid Series with Original Color Reveal Innovation!

Remove your mermaid doll from the packaging and place her in the tube with warm water.  Watch as the magic takes effect, and reveal the look.

Who wouldn't want one of these?! I mean, I do. Don't you? 😅😢

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A Barbie that is a mermaid that is a color reveal doll?! Where have you been all my life??!! 😭 Excuse the drama, guys, but I've only ever had a very standard Barbie doll and here my child is, living her best life with some of the coolest Barbie dolls I've ever seen! Yes, yes I'm living my childhood vicariously through her. 😅😅 Some deets about these dolls: Barbie & Chelsea Color Reveal dolls promises all kinds of delight.  Reveal the Rainbow Mermaid Series with Original Color Reveal Innovation! Remove your mermaid doll from the packaging and place her in the tube with warm water.  Watch as the magic takes effect, and reveal the look. Who wouldn't want one of these?! I mean, I do. Don't you? 😅😢 Collab @Barbie @brandalleypr #BarbieSA #BarbieColorReveal #BarbieColorRevealMermaid #BarbieChelseaColorReveal #BarbieChelseaColorRevealMermaid #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger
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So what is your take on hand-me-down clothing?

Me, I'ma fan 😁 In fact, my son will soon be wearing a jersey that has warmed the arms of two uncles, two nephews and his older brother!

The trick to it, though, is investing in quality pieces that can stand the test of time (and by “test of time” I do mean my boisterous sons and their wild ways). 

Even though I’m quite frugal, I always try to invest a bit more in jackets and shoes. Knowing that someone else (or a couple of someone else’s) will get a wear out of it too definitely influences my purchase process.

One of the brands that I “invest” in, for my kids, is Converse. I mean, besides for us being part of the #ChuckTaylorGang (we invited ourselves 😂), I also am totally obsessed with my Chucks and I obviously can’t resist decking my kids out in Converse drip too.

But, besides for that… Converse is classic… our Chucks are timeless and even though it may be worn-in already, that kinda just adds to the vibe.

So yes, there are a couple of pairs of Chucks that have been passed down from one kid to another. And  I’m so pumped that we added the Converse X Peanuts Chucks to our “collection” too (let’s ma call it a collection, shall we 😂😢)?

For the Converse X Peanuts collab, Converse teams up with the iconic comic strip, Peanuts. Cool right?! This limited-edition Chuck Taylor All Star design features Charlie Brown, Snoopy and all the characters you know and love on the classic canvas.
 
Rookie USA is the ultimate spot if you’re into Converse (they also stock Nike, Crayola, Jordan’s and others). They are a once stop shop for all the coolest drip for your kids! 

BTW don't forget to enter our Rookie USA giveaway! Giveaway closes on 30 June. You’ll find the details somewhere on my grid. 

Do you do hand-me-downs? Or nah?

Collab @rookieusa.za @converse.za @conversekids #chucktaylorgang #converseXpeanuts #converseza 
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So what is your take on hand-me-down clothing? Me, I'ma fan 😁 In fact, my son will soon be wearing a jersey that has warmed the arms of two uncles, two nephews and his older brother! The trick to it, though, is investing in quality pieces that can stand the test of time (and by “test of time” I do mean my boisterous sons and their wild ways). Even though I’m quite frugal, I always try to invest a bit more in jackets and shoes. Knowing that someone else (or a couple of someone else’s) will get a wear out of it too definitely influences my purchase process. One of the brands that I “invest” in, for my kids, is Converse. I mean, besides for us being part of the #ChuckTaylorGang (we invited ourselves 😂), I also am totally obsessed with my Chucks and I obviously can’t resist decking my kids out in Converse drip too. But, besides for that… Converse is classic… our Chucks are timeless and even though it may be worn-in already, that kinda just adds to the vibe. So yes, there are a couple of pairs of Chucks that have been passed down from one kid to another. And I’m so pumped that we added the Converse X Peanuts Chucks to our “collection” too (let’s ma call it a collection, shall we 😂😢)? For the Converse X Peanuts collab, Converse teams up with the iconic comic strip, Peanuts. Cool right?! This limited-edition Chuck Taylor All Star design features Charlie Brown, Snoopy and all the characters you know and love on the classic canvas. Rookie USA is the ultimate spot if you’re into Converse (they also stock Nike, Crayola, Jordan’s and others). They are a once stop shop for all the coolest drip for your kids! BTW don't forget to enter our Rookie USA giveaway! Giveaway closes on 30 June. You’ll find the details somewhere on my grid. Do you do hand-me-downs? Or nah? Collab @rookieusa.za @converse.za @conversekids #chucktaylorgang #converseXpeanuts #converseza #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger
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How rad is the Converse X Peanuts collab?! Converse teams up with the iconic comic strip to bring some lighthearted positivity to the world. 

This limited-edition Chuck Taylor All Star design features Charlie Brown, Snoopy and all the characters you know in love on the classic canvas. 

BTW don't forget to enter our Rookie USA giveaway! Giveaway closes on 30 June.
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How rad is the Converse X Peanuts collab?! Converse teams up with the iconic comic strip to bring some lighthearted positivity to the world. This limited-edition Chuck Taylor All Star design features Charlie Brown, Snoopy and all the characters you know in love on the classic canvas. BTW don't forget to enter our Rookie USA giveaway! Giveaway closes on 30 June.
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Are you ditching the mask?

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Potty training season has always stressed me out because pee and poop on my carpet is not a vibe. 

And then earlier this week, a couple of clever moms were telling me that they don't potty train their kids. They simply wait until the kid starts asking to use the loo OR until the child actually shows signs that they are ready to use the loo. And honestly my response was 🤯. I wish I tried this 4 babies ago!

If youve successfully potty-trained your toddler without actually potty-training them, please drop some wisdom in the comments section below. 

#myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #bloggingmom #mommydiary #mommybrain #southafricanblog #southafricankidsreview #samoms #portelizabethblog #easterncapeblog #pemomblog #saparentingblog #samomblog
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Potty training season has always stressed me out because pee and poop on my carpet is not a vibe. And then earlier this week, a couple of clever moms were telling me that they don't potty train their kids. They simply wait until the kid starts asking to use the loo OR until the child actually shows signs that they are ready to use the loo. And honestly my response was 🤯. I wish I tried this 4 babies ago! If youve successfully potty-trained your toddler without actually potty-training them, please drop some wisdom in the comments section below. #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #bloggingmom #mommydiary #mommybrain #southafricanblog #southafricankidsreview #samoms #portelizabethblog #easterncapeblog #pemomblog #saparentingblog #samomblog
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Sussie showing off her @converse.za @rookieusa.za drip. 

(Disclaimer: I was never this cool and I honestly don't know how my (very nerdy) husband and I created such cool kids. Can you relate? 😅😂)

Collab #converseza #rookieusa #chucktaylorgang #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #bloggingmom #mommydiary #mommybrain #southafricanblog #southafricankidsreview #samoms #portelizabethblog #easterncapeblog #pemomblog #saparentingblog #samomblog
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Sussie showing off her @converse.za @rookieusa.za drip. (Disclaimer: I was never this cool and I honestly don't know how my (very nerdy) husband and I created such cool kids. Can you relate? 😅😂) Collab #converseza #rookieusa #chucktaylorgang #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #bloggingmom #mommydiary #mommybrain #southafricanblog #southafricankidsreview #samoms #portelizabethblog #easterncapeblog #pemomblog #saparentingblog #samomblog
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