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  • Mommy what happened to your tummy
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    Mommy, what happened to your tummy?

    January 15, 2025 /

    “Ew mommy, what happened to your tummy?” my little girl asked me, while keeping me company in the bathroom. Apparently I need supervision while I shower. Mind you, I knew the day would come when my kids would start paying attention to body parts. I just didn’t expect that MY body would be the first point of interest. If I were to be sincerely honest – and I plan to be, because this blog is my therapy space – her question totally and completely devastated me. I mean, to say it nicely: it made me feel lekker junk. It made me feel junk because, I mean, who has lus to…

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    Dress like a princess with Classy Baby Boutique {Win!}

    March 9, 2025 /

    Pretty dresses are my daughter’s jam. The girl believes that she is a princess (and I am the queen, duh), so she kinda insists on only wearing dresses, because this is what princesses wear. Her princess-dress-wearing is not just for special occasions, mind you. In fact, her princess-dress-wearing is not limited to time or day or activity. We are a princess, so we wear a dress. Finish en kla. And although it does cause my spreadsheet brain to short circuit because I obviously plan her outfits in advance, her attitude towards dressing up also reminds me to enjoy my beautiful things. I mean, who says that beautiful princess dresses are…

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    Show Your Style with MRP x Barbie! {Giveaway!}

    December 18, 2025 /

    My daughter has an eye for style! (Must get that from her mom… cough cough). She loves to show off her (sometimes interesting) outfit choices and I enjoy letting her do just that. (Mom’s who allow their kids to put together their own outfits – hollar!) I see clothing and fashion as a way for her to get creative and express herself. And I love that her choice in clothing often represents her mood for the day. But, no matter the mood, the girl insists on looking fabulous at all times. So she was absolutely smitten when she received a gift containing some of the stunning new MRP x Barbie…

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    Lil Punk Boutique: Four ways to style a tutu

    March 11, 2025 /

    With colder weather approaching, I have to get creative when it comes to choosing outfits for my girl. I mean, she insists on wearing dresses and skirts! Not ideal when it’s storming outside. But how does one up the cuteness level of a Winter outfit, while keeping a very ‘girly girl’ happy? Enter: The Tutu Skirt. We were so excited to receive a gift from Aunty Jill, of Lil Punk Boutique, that contained the cutest tulle tutu skirt and retro tshirt set in the whole wide world! Like, it’s so cute, I would wear it! The retro shirt is part of the latest Lil Punk range and you can pick up…

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    August 17, 2025 /

    My children dress better than I do. There, I said it. Kiddies fashion has really gone up a level though, and I love that we now have a bunch of lekker local online kids stores to choose from. I’m very proud to say that some of these online boutiques are owned by Nelson Mandela Bay locals (#sharethebay, yo). Kids fashion in the Bay is slamming! (#biasednotbiased). So I thought to show you guys some of my fave proudly PE online kids boutiques and how cute my kid looks modelling their fashion. Hows that for a double whammy? Disclaimer: These weekly Fashion Friday posts may or may not spur on a crazy…

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  • Pure Beginnings
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    Bath Time with Pure Beginnings

    August 15, 2025 /

    Bathing my kids has become a mission, you guys. I mean, for starters, there are two of them under the age of four. And secondly, they are both crazy-busy! Bath time with us usually means Kari trying to wash her Barbie dolls hair, with her favorite Pure Beginnings shampoo, while Jonah puts a bar of soap in his mouth as he simultaneously attempts to sit on his sisters head and make a poo. I’m not even joking, this has really happened. But, with all the scooping of baby poop out of the bath, I’m so glad that I don’t have to worry about what’s in my kids bath products too.…

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    Styled by my 3 year old: The KellyKariKollab

    August 10, 2025 /

    A few weeks ago, the very sweet Kelly Adams of Basically Kelly asked me if she could do a blog feature with my 3 year old Karis Leigh. Kelly wanted to be styled by my 3 year old and I knew that Karis would totally eat that up! Now, if you guys frequent my Instastories you’ll know that my Kari is full of sass. She loves the camera. She loves to dress up. She loves make up. And she loves to tell other people what to do. (I’ve been told it’s a toddler thing. Her dad says she got it from her mama. You decide.) The wonderful staff of The…

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    Look, if anything, Kari has inherited my love for all things girly. I mean, my child is the girliest girl in all of the world! (And hey, that rhymes too) So we were super duper chuffed when the lovely Radisson Blu team invited us to visit their Amani Spa for some school holiday fun. Amani Spa is an award winning, leading spa brand recently partnered with Nelson Mandela Bay’s own Radisson Blu, located on the beach front. The name ‘amani’ means ‘peace’ and guys, this is exactly what I felt as we entered the tranquil, beautiful setting at the boutique hotel. I love that the spa brand is 100% owned…

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It's the audacity for me. Sometimes I just want to monologue about how I felt when I fell off my bike when I was 12 years old and, honestly, all I'm asking for is an enthralled audience. But, I mean, clearly that is too much to ask for 🙄🙄🙄 (He says he listening but it's eye contact or bust) (I actually gave him a 15 minute snooze break until the second half of my monologue begins. I know, I'm like, SUCH, a good wife. #thoughtful #humble) #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #wife4life
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It's the audacity for me. Sometimes I just want to monologue about how I felt when I fell off my bike when I was 12 years old and, honestly, all I'm asking for is an enthralled audience. But, I mean, clearly that is too much to ask for 🙄🙄🙄 (He says he listening but it's eye contact or bust) (I actually gave him a 15 minute snooze break until the second half of my monologue begins. I know, I'm like, SUCH, a good wife. #thoughtful #humble) #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #wife4life
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A Barbie that is a mermaid that is a color reveal doll?! Where have you been all my life??!! 😭 Excuse the drama, guys, but I've only ever had a very standard Barbie doll and here my child is, living her best life with some of the coolest Barbie dolls I've ever seen! Yes, yes I'm living my childhood vicariously through her. 😅😅 Some deets about these dolls: Barbie & Chelsea Color Reveal dolls promises all kinds of delight.  Reveal the Rainbow Mermaid Series with Original Color Reveal Innovation! Remove your mermaid doll from the packaging and place her in the tube with warm water.  Watch as the magic takes effect, and reveal the look. Who wouldn't want one of these?! I mean, I do. Don't you? 😅😢 Collab @Barbie @brandalleypr #BarbieSA #BarbieColorReveal #BarbieColorRevealMermaid #BarbieChelseaColorReveal #BarbieChelseaColorRevealMermaid #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger
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A Barbie that is a mermaid that is a color reveal doll?! Where have you been all my life??!! 😭 Excuse the drama, guys, but I've only ever had a very standard Barbie doll and here my child is, living her best life with some of the coolest Barbie dolls I've ever seen! Yes, yes I'm living my childhood vicariously through her. 😅😅 Some deets about these dolls: Barbie & Chelsea Color Reveal dolls promises all kinds of delight.  Reveal the Rainbow Mermaid Series with Original Color Reveal Innovation! Remove your mermaid doll from the packaging and place her in the tube with warm water.  Watch as the magic takes effect, and reveal the look. Who wouldn't want one of these?! I mean, I do. Don't you? 😅😢 Collab @Barbie @brandalleypr #BarbieSA #BarbieColorReveal #BarbieColorRevealMermaid #BarbieChelseaColorReveal #BarbieChelseaColorRevealMermaid #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger
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So what is your take on hand-me-down clothing? Me, I'ma fan 😁 In fact, my son will soon be wearing a jersey that has warmed the arms of two uncles, two nephews and his older brother! The trick to it, though, is investing in quality pieces that can stand the test of time (and by “test of time” I do mean my boisterous sons and their wild ways). Even though I’m quite frugal, I always try to invest a bit more in jackets and shoes. Knowing that someone else (or a couple of someone else’s) will get a wear out of it too definitely influences my purchase process. One of the brands that I “invest” in, for my kids, is Converse. I mean, besides for us being part of the #ChuckTaylorGang (we invited ourselves 😂), I also am totally obsessed with my Chucks and I obviously can’t resist decking my kids out in Converse drip too. But, besides for that… Converse is classic… our Chucks are timeless and even though it may be worn-in already, that kinda just adds to the vibe. So yes, there are a couple of pairs of Chucks that have been passed down from one kid to another. And I’m so pumped that we added the Converse X Peanuts Chucks to our “collection” too (let’s ma call it a collection, shall we 😂😢)? For the Converse X Peanuts collab, Converse teams up with the iconic comic strip, Peanuts. Cool right?! This limited-edition Chuck Taylor All Star design features Charlie Brown, Snoopy and all the characters you know and love on the classic canvas. Rookie USA is the ultimate spot if you’re into Converse (they also stock Nike, Crayola, Jordan’s and others). They are a once stop shop for all the coolest drip for your kids! BTW don't forget to enter our Rookie USA giveaway! Giveaway closes on 30 June. You’ll find the details somewhere on my grid. Do you do hand-me-downs? Or nah? Collab @rookieusa.za @converse.za @conversekids #chucktaylorgang #converseXpeanuts #converseza #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger
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So what is your take on hand-me-down clothing? Me, I'ma fan 😁 In fact, my son will soon be wearing a jersey that has warmed the arms of two uncles, two nephews and his older brother! The trick to it, though, is investing in quality pieces that can stand the test of time (and by “test of time” I do mean my boisterous sons and their wild ways). Even though I’m quite frugal, I always try to invest a bit more in jackets and shoes. Knowing that someone else (or a couple of someone else’s) will get a wear out of it too definitely influences my purchase process. One of the brands that I “invest” in, for my kids, is Converse. I mean, besides for us being part of the #ChuckTaylorGang (we invited ourselves 😂), I also am totally obsessed with my Chucks and I obviously can’t resist decking my kids out in Converse drip too. But, besides for that… Converse is classic… our Chucks are timeless and even though it may be worn-in already, that kinda just adds to the vibe. So yes, there are a couple of pairs of Chucks that have been passed down from one kid to another. And I’m so pumped that we added the Converse X Peanuts Chucks to our “collection” too (let’s ma call it a collection, shall we 😂😢)? For the Converse X Peanuts collab, Converse teams up with the iconic comic strip, Peanuts. Cool right?! This limited-edition Chuck Taylor All Star design features Charlie Brown, Snoopy and all the characters you know and love on the classic canvas. Rookie USA is the ultimate spot if you’re into Converse (they also stock Nike, Crayola, Jordan’s and others). They are a once stop shop for all the coolest drip for your kids! BTW don't forget to enter our Rookie USA giveaway! Giveaway closes on 30 June. You’ll find the details somewhere on my grid. Do you do hand-me-downs? Or nah? Collab @rookieusa.za @converse.za @conversekids #chucktaylorgang #converseXpeanuts #converseza #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger
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How rad is the Converse X Peanuts collab?! Converse teams up with the iconic comic strip to bring some lighthearted positivity to the world. This limited-edition Chuck Taylor All Star design features Charlie Brown, Snoopy and all the characters you know in love on the classic canvas. BTW don't forget to enter our Rookie USA giveaway! Giveaway closes on 30 June.
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How rad is the Converse X Peanuts collab?! Converse teams up with the iconic comic strip to bring some lighthearted positivity to the world. This limited-edition Chuck Taylor All Star design features Charlie Brown, Snoopy and all the characters you know in love on the classic canvas. BTW don't forget to enter our Rookie USA giveaway! Giveaway closes on 30 June.
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Potty training season has always stressed me out because pee and poop on my carpet is not a vibe. And then earlier this week, a couple of clever moms were telling me that they don't potty train their kids. They simply wait until the kid starts asking to use the loo OR until the child actually shows signs that they are ready to use the loo. And honestly my response was 🤯. I wish I tried this 4 babies ago! If youve successfully potty-trained your toddler without actually potty-training them, please drop some wisdom in the comments section below. #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #bloggingmom #mommydiary #mommybrain #southafricanblog #southafricankidsreview #samoms #portelizabethblog #easterncapeblog #pemomblog #saparentingblog #samomblog
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Potty training season has always stressed me out because pee and poop on my carpet is not a vibe. And then earlier this week, a couple of clever moms were telling me that they don't potty train their kids. They simply wait until the kid starts asking to use the loo OR until the child actually shows signs that they are ready to use the loo. And honestly my response was 🤯. I wish I tried this 4 babies ago! If youve successfully potty-trained your toddler without actually potty-training them, please drop some wisdom in the comments section below. #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #bloggingmom #mommydiary #mommybrain #southafricanblog #southafricankidsreview #samoms #portelizabethblog #easterncapeblog #pemomblog #saparentingblog #samomblog
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Sussie showing off her @converse.za @rookieusa.za drip. (Disclaimer: I was never this cool and I honestly don't know how my (very nerdy) husband and I created such cool kids. Can you relate? 😅😂) Collab #converseza #rookieusa #chucktaylorgang #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #bloggingmom #mommydiary #mommybrain #southafricanblog #southafricankidsreview #samoms #portelizabethblog #easterncapeblog #pemomblog #saparentingblog #samomblog
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Sussie showing off her @converse.za @rookieusa.za drip. (Disclaimer: I was never this cool and I honestly don't know how my (very nerdy) husband and I created such cool kids. Can you relate? 😅😂) Collab #converseza #rookieusa #chucktaylorgang #myspreadsheetbrain #mommymetime #momliferules #mommyblogs #mommybloggersa #sabloggers #samommyblogger #southafricanblog #portelizabethblogger #ecblogger #bloggingmom #mommydiary #mommybrain #southafricanblog #southafricankidsreview #samoms #portelizabethblog #easterncapeblog #pemomblog #saparentingblog #samomblog
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